Goth Boyfriend/Girlfriend Application (humor)

A Goth Couple at Whitby Goth Weekend.
Taken by Alan Johnson on June 9, 2007

Goth Boyfriend/Girlfriend Application
Originally written on May 10, 2007. Updated on March 12, 2014.

Basic Information

1. Your Name (Title optional):
2. Your Age in Mortal Years:
3. Height (Platforms not included):
4. Fave Color Other Than Black:
5. What's your sign?: 
6. Blood type?:
7. Phone Number:
8. Are you polyamorous?:
9. Hair color this month:
10. Favorite Fetish:
11. Favorite Club:
12. Hair style (or bald?):
13. Piercings/tattoos:
14. Safeword?:
15. Pagan (Yes/No).... (If Yes) Pantheon?:
    Left or Right Hand Path:

Here comes the fun!

1. Are we friends?:
2. Do you have a crush on me?:
3. Would you kiss me?:
4. Would you tie me up?:    Would you enjoy it?:
5. Would you let me spank you?:
6. Would you let me whip you?:
7. Would you ever ask me out?:
8. Would you go to a picnic in a cemetery with me?:
9. Would you go down on me in a movie theater or let me do the same to you?:
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?:
11. Would you make me your slave?:
12. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?:
13. Would you make passionate love to me in a coffin?:
14. Would you walk on the beach with me at 3am?:
15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?:
16. Would you share my makeup with me?:
17. Would you wear my clothes?:
18. Do you like Christian Death, or Bauhaus -- How about Siouxsie?:
19. Or do you prefer Skinny Puppy, or Combichrist -- How about Wumpscut?:
20. Are you a Numanoid?:
21. Do you think I'm a good person or am I better as a naughty one?:
22. Do you think I look sexy in a corset?:
23. Do you think I look sexy in a deathhawk?:
24. Would you go to a ritual with me?:
25. Do you think I'm cute?:
26. Do you think I'm cute in fangs?:
27. If you could change anything about me - would you?:
28. Would you dance with me? Even if everyone dances alone?:
29. Would you come over to my place just to hang out?:
30. Would you stay at my place and watch vampire (or monster movies) all weekend?:
31. Who's the better poet: Lord Byron or Edgar Allan Poe?:
32. Do you like reading Tarot?: 
33. What's your opinion on magick?:

What Do You Think Of My?

1. Personality:
2. Eyes: 
3. Eyeliner:
4. Face:
5. Hair or lack of:
6. Fangs:
7. Chains:
8. Hearse:
9. Pet Snake/Tarantula:
10. Ankh:
11. Jack Skellington tattoo:
12. French, German or Japanese:
13. Flogger:

Would You?

1. Give me your phone number?:
2. Drive me somewhere?:
3. Hug me?:
4. Write or read me a poem?:
5. Let me blind-fold you?:
6. Do what I want you to do *when* I want you to do it; or else you'll have to get punished (and like it)?:
7. Watch a movie with me?:
8. Take me out to dinner?:
9. Watch me on a webcam while I'm taking a shower?:
10. Go with me to Bats Day or Convergence?:
11. Pour candle wax or rub ice all over my body?:
12. Drink absinthe with me?:
13. Sit and gaze at the moon and stars with me?:
14. Take me home to meet your family even if they couldn't tell us apart?:
15. Would you let me sleep in your bed after you untie me?:
16. Go to a haunted place with me?:
17. Share makeup or clothes with me?:
18. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?:
19. Drive me home from a club when my "friends" left without me?:
20. Take me for a ride in your hearse?:
21. Sing in a hearse with me?:

Do You...

1. Think I'm cute?:
2. Like my penciled eyebrows?:
3. Think my eyeliner is thick enough?:
4. Think I look better in blood-red or black lipstick? How about silver or even blue?:
5. Admire my pallor?:
6. Want to cuddle with me?:
7. Like my hair falls or Betty Page bangs?:
8. Like my dungeon decor?:
9. Like my corset?:
10. Think cybernetics is cool?:
11. Like my gas mask...how about goggles?:
12. Think I look good in anything made out of PVC?:
13. Like me in black velvet?:
14. Like my velvet cloak?:
15. Like my cobweb stockings?:
16. Like my pointy black boots?:

Am I...

1. Fun when I'm sober?:
2. Cute in electric tape?:
3. Cute in a naughty nun or nurse's outfit?:
4. Sarcastic enough for you?:
5. Goth enough?:
6. Intelligent enough for you to want to have a conversation with me?:
7. Interesting to talk to...even if I'm drunk?:

Have You Ever...

1. Thought there might be an "US"?:
2. Wished that you were Gomez and I was Morticia Adams? How about Jack and Sally? (vice versa):
3. Found yourself wanting to wear my boots? What about skirts?:
4. Wished I were there? Wished I were there taking photos of you au naturel?:
5. Thought about having a threesome with me?: